Neil's Quotes

When Carjacking

 * Sorry buddy, I gotta borrow this!


 * You have insurance, right?


 * Don't worry, your car's in good company!


 * Get walking!


 * Get walking, it'll do you some good.


 * This is a robbery, don't make it a homicide!


 * I'm a carjacker, don't make me a murderer!


 * Hand over the keys!


 * Forgive me, it's an ugly world!


 * I need this more than you do!


 * Heroes get killed, don't be one.


 * Wanna die? Hand over the keys!

Gets into car collision

 * Aw, shit!


 * Watch where you're going!


 * Pigfucker!


 * You gave me wiplash, pigfucker!


 * Look what you just did!


 * Stay off the road!


 * What license do you have, hunting license!?


 * Where'd you get your license from, a ceral box!?


 * Check your eyes!

Hits somebody with his car

 * It looked worse from here!


 * Holy crap!


 * Shit!


 * My apologies!


 * Look both ways, buddy!


 * Didn't they teach you to look both ways!?


 * Move it, people!


 * Don't blame me, blame the car!


 * Get well soon!

Aims gun

 * This ain't your day!


 * This ain't your lucky day!


 * Got a death wish?


 * It was loaded!


 * Come at me!


 * Second ammendment rights!


 * Rule one, never run in front of the gun!


 * I got a right to bear arms!

Taunting Police

 * You'd better hope I don't turn around!


 * Shouldn't you be beating up minorities?


 * You don't wanna make me angry!


 * Fuck off, pigs!


 * Don't cross me!


 * What!? Do I have a donut in my pocket!?


 * Help! I'm a victim of police brutality!


 * He went that way!


 * Here, piggy, piggy, piggy!


 * Run, piggy, run!


 * *Makes "Oinking" sounds*

Gets Arrested

 * Don't you pigs have anything better to do?


 * I'll just pay bail in a few hours!


 * Sorry guys, how far will a thousand get me?


 * You caught me. You guys want cash, credit, or check?


 * Still take bribes?


 * What, out of donuts?


 * You pigs just got lucky!


 * Well fuck me, the pigs ain't beating up a minority!