Lis' Quotes

When aiming gun

 * What, do I amuse you?


 * I play "Motor Vehicle Theft", I know all about these.


 * I'll rip your head off!


 * I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!


 * You're why we can't have nice things!


 * I'll send you home in a fucking jar!


 * You're going home in a bodybag!


 * I'm going to break you!


 * I'll break you dead!


 * Ich werde dich tot zu brechen! (I'll break you dead)


 * Schauen Sie sich meine Waffe!! (Check out my gun!)


 * Sie glaube nicht, dass ich die Bälle, tun Sie? (You don't think I have the balls, do you?)

When killing somebody

 * Who the fuck do you think I am!?


 * You're a dead motherfucker, now!


 * You're halfway to hell, amigo!


 * Bang Bang! *Laughs*


 * Brutal! *Laughs*


 * Fuck yo life, nigga!


 * Just as planned!


 * You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!


 * Guns don't kill people, I do!


 * You just lost the game!


 * Bruchstelle! (Breaking point!)


 * Wer zum Teufel denkst du, ich bin!? (Who the hell do you think I am!?)


 * Guns töten nicht Leute, ich will! (Guns don't kill people, I do!)


 * Die zweimal, Fotze! (Die twice, cunt!)

Carjacking

 * Cars are my favorite cars!


 * Sorry, I just don't want to walk today.


 * Take a cab!


 * Why do you think we have cabs?


 * I blame this on society. Get out!


 * What's my excuse? Saw it in a game.


 * Just like "Motor Vehicle Theft"!


 * Quit bitching and get out!


 * I've got a great idea! Lock your doors!


 * Hey, can I drive too? Thanks!


 * Can I borrow this? I'll bring it back, don't worry.


 * Dies ist nun mein Auto!  (This is my car now!)


 * Beweg deinen Arsch hier raus! (Get your ass out of here!)


 * Ich bin Kapitän dieses Schiffes jetzt!  (I'm Captain of this ship now!)

Crashes Car

 * Get your head out of your ass and your eyes on the road!


 * Watch the fucking car, cunt!


 * You don't see me driving!?


 * Yield, fucker!


 * Watch the road, amigo!


 * Your fault!


 * How much was your license!


 * Who let you off the short bus!?


 * Who let you out of the 'tard home!?
 * Alles ist kaputt! (Everything's Broken!)
 * Alles ist kaputt, Schwuchtel! (Everything's broken, faggot!)
 * Es ist gebrochen! (You broke it!)


 * Sehen Sie sich das Auto! (Watch the car!)


 * Hey, Fotze! (Hey, cunt!)


 * Ihre Schuld! (Your fault!)

Runs somebody over

 * Holy crap!


 * Look both ways!


 * Is that your shoe?


 * Motherfucking jaywalker!


 * This is just like the games!


 * Not even the sidewalks are safe!


 * You'll be feeling that in the morning, sorry fucker.


 * Beobachten Sie die Straße, Schwuchtel! (Watch the road, fagot!)
 * Wie können Sie mich nicht kommen sehen? (How can you not see me coming!?)


 * Bleiben Sie weg von der Straße! (Stay off the road!)


 * Ihr Schuh kam off! (Your shoe came off!)


 * Heilige Scheiße! (Holy shit!)

Fighting

 * I can dance all day! I can dance all day!


 * Come on! Let's dance!


 * Come at me!


 * I'll kick your ass, amigo!


 * Gabber for life, you motherfucker!


 * Come on-come on-come on, motherfucker!


 * I will break you dead!


 * I've played "Motor Vehicle Theft", I got this!


 * Test me! Fucking test me!


 * You pissed off the wrong gabber!


 * Kommen Sie auf mich! (Come at me!)


 * Komm, Fotze! (Come on, cunt!)


 * Ein Treffer-Combo, zwei Hit-Combo, drei Treffer-Kombo! (One hit combo, two hit combo, three hit combo!)

Taunting Police

 * Come at me, fuckers!


 * Come at me, bro!


 * *Teasing Tone* Catch me if you can!


 * *Teasing Tone* Don't you want me? Come get me!


 * I'm innocent!


 * Do you guys catch any criminals, or do you just run around like mooks?


 * Verrückte verzögern! (Crazy Retard!)


 * Ich bin unschuldig! (I'm innocent!)


 * Fick dich und deine Freunde! (Fuck you and your friends!)


 * Du bist ein verdammter Witz! (You're a fucking joke!)


 * Fick die Polizei! (Fuck the police!)


 * Polizei-Brutalität! (Police brutality!)

When Arrested

 * You proved your point, pig! Get lost!


 * Got anything else you want to pin me on?


 * Isn't there some terrorists that need catching?


 * I'll take you all down, motherfuckers!


 * So what, you're profiling ravers now?


 * Good job, pig! Who're you profiling this time?


 * Fotze! (Cunt!)


 * Verdammt! (Goddamnit!)


 * Fick dich und deine Polizei! (Fuck you and your cops!)


 * Stopp-Profiling und etwas Sinnvolles tun! (Stop profiling and do something useful!)

Insulting People

 * You deformed offspring of a buttfucked whore!


 * Now I understand why some mammals eat their newborn!


 * You know, with all the men your mother sees, I'm surprised none of them molested you yet!


 * You wouldn't happen to be from Leonard, would you? You look inbred as fuck!


 * You'll never be half the man your mother was!


 * I pray that you asphyxiate on your own vomit in front of your children at a Crosby, Stills, & Nash tribute band concert!


 * I hope your father gets gang raped, so every time you look at him, you'll only see a sliver of the respect you once had for him!


 * You're so jelly, if I had some peanut butter, we'd have a sandwich!


 * I hope you get run over by a semi truck driven by a blind amputee on meth!


 * Don't be such a dick, alright? Nobody's gonna suck you!


 * You should've been aborted with a rusty coathanger!